Trying to get my old life back: Archive

Haha I remember these.

Bold what you haven’t done. 1. Had a threesome. 2. Been drunk. 3. Touched a real gun. 4. Done drugs. 5. Wrote on a bathroom stall. 6. Took “naughty” pictures of myself. 7. Had sex. 8. Got into a fist fight. 9. Used Twitter. 10. Listened to Lady Gaga. 11. Been in a car accident. 12. Gotten suspended. 13. Gotten expelled. 14. Got a computer virus. 15. Had a hand-written diary. 16. Been allergic to...

Mar 20th

I just don't understand

Why it is that whenever I am around, my parents constantly need to make sexual references and dirty jokes. Whatever. At least they are kinda funny, in a really sick, twisted way. *Jordan

Feb 15th

Ya know,

I also really hate Clay Aiken. He just bothers me. I’m not completely sure why.

Feb 8th

I realized something today.

I really HATE word sauce.

Feb 8th

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“Not only until you learn how to die, can you then learn how to live”

Jan 3rd

“Not only until you learn how to die, can you then learn how to live”

Jan 3rd

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I hate my life

Today is just one of those days in which EVERYTHING goes wrong. It’s kinda making me think that I’m alway going to fuck something up no matter what I do and no matter how hard I try. Today just fucking sucks. I hate my job. It makes me hate my life even more. I can’t wait to get the he’ll out of this god forsaken hotel. Only 44 more minutes and then I’m free. It...

Dec 27th

Dec 21st

So crazy shit.

Brittany Murphy died today. CRAZY SHIT. No word as to how it happened.

Dec 20th

Dec 17th

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I don't know what to think about this.

I do not understand why it is damn near impossibe for a stranger to guess even close to what my real age is. I am not 26. I am not 25. I am not 23. Do I really look that old?

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

So this whole work thing

I really hate it. It gets old a lot quicker that I would like it to. I am just ready to not be at work anymore. *JordaN*

Dec 17th

So this is what happened.

I was sitting with a couple of friends and one was eating those baby goldfish crackers. I want to know why those baby goldfish, are not called Gold Guppies. Haha.

Dec 15th

Tonight...

my bed feels extra super empty… I do not like this one bit. No sir I do not.

Dec 14th

I wish people would understand...

That you do not fuck with me. Why is that such a hard thing for people to understand? You just do not fuck with me. I WILL RUIN your LIFE! This is not a joke. But they will pay. OOOH, they will pay. It is only a matter of time. :-D

Dec 14th

I'm NOT Your Fucking Mommy!

My job is not to please you, or make sure you’re okay. My job is not to be your strength, or fight away your fears. I don’t play the role of mother, for anyone, you’re no exception. I was not put on this earth, to clean up your mess, so don’t play that game with me. Do not put me on a guilt trip, for every teeny, tiny thing; for that will only piss me off, oh, then...

Dec 12th

Anger Management

To anyone who loves this movie, has anyone noticed that when David is making dip eggs for Buddy, that he cracks the egg into the ran and drops a piece of the eggshell into the pan along with the egg itself. That’s my random fact of the day.

Nov 29th

So today was a good day. Woke up late. Went to my aunt’s house. Ate my heart out. Had a few beers. Today has been a very productive day.

Nov 27th

SILVER BELLS!!

So orientation was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Now MacKinzie and hopefully wifey are celebrating before heading out for Silver Bells, even though it starts like, six minutes ago. Today has been another wonderfully awesome day with my two favorite people. :) *HortoN*

Nov 20th

So about last night...

So besides the fact that I was up for i475139847534 hours last night, things went well. :) Tyler came to hang out until like five in the morining at which proceeded to take me to McDonald’s because I wanted breakfast and then he went home. So I finally try to go to sleep around half past six this morning as I listen to the sound of MacKinzie’s two little brothers turning their room ino...

Nov 19th

So this is how I spent my Wednesday night...

So I drove into Lansing because I had some things that I had to do for school and I decided to come over to my wifey’s house to hang out for a while, but as usual, a while turned into the entire night; she is a very persuasive person when it comes to getting me to stay. She always seems to make a very valid point. But either way, I am glad she did. I have had too much on m mind lately that...

Nov 19th

RWAR! I'm a hippo

I am just doing this because it said I needed to make a first post. which I think is fucking retarded. What if I do not want to create a post right now, what if I just want to sign up and look around? Hmm? What about that? Haha! *JordaN*

May 8th